Maritime Wanderer Gifts

"This is one hell of a mirage!"

Bitchbark Canoe

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Exit only.

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Sea weed harvest.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Lighthouse Beam.

Battery Lighthouse

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Feeling for shells

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Dog brings diver flippers.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Fishing.

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'Don't ask me. I may be your guide but I don't know the first thing about fishing.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."