Coastal Wanderer Gifts

Ocean sounds $1.00

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Elderly beachcomber sees conch shell, unaware there is a hook attached.

The tide was out.

Bird Watching at a Lighthouse.

Man covered in gunk from shell.

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

Seagulls

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Holiday time.

Local Knowledge

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Try me/try me/try me...

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

Exit only.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Segregated Beach

Lighthouse Beam.

Battery Lighthouse

Dog brings diver flippers.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Feeling for shells

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Child with doll in the sea