Beach Wanderer Gifts

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

Ices for Sale

"Come on, be a sport, come back next week to challenge me: I'm so looking forward to Father's Day on the weekend. . ."

"It says, for a small user fee, you can now arrange to hear oceans sounds on your watch."

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

'My love life sucks!...and that's the good news...'

A monumental day in cow evolution.

Please Give Generously.

"What do you think of my new ad? Looking for long walks on the beach, candlelight dinners, lots of cuddling, not a sports person." "So you're looking for a woman?"

Pesos!

The tide comes in on a sand castle

"Hey, Honey! I think this gadget finally paid off."

"Maybe it's still alive."

"Are we there yet?"

"Nation-building never works."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Working Holiday

Pina Coladas

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

Surf Casting

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."