Beach Walker Gifts

The Fantasies

My personal ad specifically said I was a "dog person who enjoys walks on the beach."

'We were introduced by a scientist friend of ours, then discovered we both like getting caught in electrical storms and taking long walks on the beach to scare people."

Single-white-eunuch seeking single lady who enjoys movies, walks on the beach, long talks, and that's it.

Rooster practices for sunrise

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'Oh, crap.'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Dog Park / Cat Park

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Summertime

''What's in the bag, lady?''

The High Line at Giza

"Don't even think about it."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Summer wants.

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

"Wow! Check out the moon."

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Desert Island Dating.

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Look! A streaker!

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."