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The Fantasies

Single-white-eunuch seeking single lady who enjoys movies, walks on the beach, long talks, and that's it.

Rooster practices for sunrise

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Summertime

The High Line at Giza

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"Don't even think about it."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

Summer wants.

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Wow! Check out the moon."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

Desert Island Dating.

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Look! A streaker!

We need a longer selfie stick.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Paunch and Judy.

'He loves to fetch but he hates getting wet.'