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"It worries me that you keepreferring to our honeymoon as our 'honeymoon period.'"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

''What's in the bag, lady?''

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Feeling for shells

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

Child with doll in the sea

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

Desert Island Dating.

"Wow! Check out the moon."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

The Bathers (aka 'On Dieppe Beach) - For A Symons's Article on Dieppe

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

"It's only sexy if the faucet isn't on your side."

The Adventures of Morton - Sensitive skin.

"Can I have the stick when you're done?"

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.