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"It's beautiful days like this that remind me how much I don't want to get a colonoscopy."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

Mr. Punch in Venice

"A little help, please."

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Mermaids in love

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Snake Eyes

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

"And do you promise to love, honour and be a total whore in the bedroom."

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

Rainbow/Horizon

Merry Kissmas

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

'So now what?'

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

The men of your dreams

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

Rapunzel's hair comes down to suitor as a braided ladder.

'I love the way you wiggle your nose when you say that.'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"