Park Strolling Romantic T-Shirts

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"A little help, please."

The High Line at Giza

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

Moms gone wild

Take a hike.

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

Stories about crumbs

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Is this Seat Taken?

'Got an acorn? Don't disappoint me.'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'Forget it, Jeb. This see-saw is broken.'

'You poached the rabbit in white wine, and poaching's a $250 dollar fine.'

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

Park statues horse and rider.

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

"If we weren't married this would be romantic."

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Studies show an optimistic attitude can add years to your life ? usually at the expense of everyone else around you.

Welcome to the Fun Park. . .

"One day we'll all be on the moon... still living with our parents."