Park Strolling Romantic Gifts

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"A little help, please."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

The High Line at Giza

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

Take a hike.

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

Moms gone wild

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

Whittlers Mother

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Stories about crumbs

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

Is this Seat Taken?

'Got an acorn? Don't disappoint me.'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

A bee and a flower are in bed.

'Forget it, Jeb. This see-saw is broken.'

'You poached the rabbit in white wine, and poaching's a $250 dollar fine.'

Park statues horse and rider.

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

"If we weren't married this would be romantic."

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

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