Park Strolling Gifts

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

"Are you trying to get me nicked."

Eh what kind of bird seeds do you use?

'Shall I bark today then?'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

No littering...

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

Take a hike.

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

Feathered frenzy

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"How to deal with weeds."

Is this Seat Taken?

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'It won't do you any good. I just don't have any more peanuts.'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

Romance

Dog keeping dry, protected by owners.

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

"Would you want to drink from a fountain of youth?" "I'd settle for a fountain of middle age."

Old Woman Feeding Birds in their Nest.

Clearing up medals.

"You know what they say about getting older? Dang! I can't remember either."

"At least I got half the Twitter followers in the divorce."

Baby Mums.

"Oh, look. Here comes the winner of the miniature Marmaduke look-alike contest!"

"Why, it's a little piece of red yarn! Oh Harold, you always know JUST what to get me."