Gallery Strolling Gifts

"I love the way her eyes look right past you as they search out the most important person in the room."

Larry's used art

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I think he was a celebrity."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Mr. Right!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Projectile painting.'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Misunderstood artist

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

bird interprets modern art

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

The Rise of Modern Art

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Rodin's Browser

Children's Art Show.

Cats at private view

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

I love Museum Shops

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'