Gallery Walker Gifts

"If you're such a good artist how I come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?"

the statue

Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. - Management

Misunderstood artist

"What does it mean? I'm just the guard here...the colors move from cold to warm tones, signaling a gradual release from the stress of the diagonal."

"This is from my 'white period' the period before I could afford paint."

Larry's used art

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I think he was a celebrity."

Culture Saturday

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Mr. Right!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

bird interprets modern art

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Cats at private view

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Children's Art Show.

Rodin's Browser

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'