Gallery Wanderers Gifts

'A picture says a thousand words or six, in this case.'

"'3' is genius. We need to buy '3'."

'Trapped I am afraid in the rut of originality.'

"I understand it all started when he ordered extra toppings on a pizza."

Playing Fetch.

Larry's used art

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Meet the scribe"

"I think he was a celebrity."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Mr. Right!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Projectile painting.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"You're my Mona Lisa."

bird interprets modern art

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Misunderstood artist

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Rodin's Browser

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Children's Art Show.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Cats at private view

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'