Art Gallery Wanderers Gifts

Art Museum vs Refrigerator Artwork

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"Mr. Right!"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Projectile painting.'

bird interprets modern art

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Rodin's Browser

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Art Gallery.

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The Cremaster Cycle

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

The sunglasses.

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"That must be the artist over there."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

'I have one just like this at home. My five year old son painted it.'

El Greco

"It's a great work!"

"How did this comma get in with all the pieces?"

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Francoise Gilot

The less one gets it, the more it's art.

Understanding art.