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"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think he was a celebrity."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Mr. Right!"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'Projectile painting.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

bird interprets modern art

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Rodin's Browser

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

The Cremaster Cycle

Art Gallery.

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"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

"That must be the artist over there."

The sunglasses.

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'I have one just like this at home. My five year old son painted it.'

"It's a great work!"

The less one gets it, the more it's art.

El Greco

"How did this comma get in with all the pieces?"

Francoise Gilot

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Understanding art.