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'I don't know anything about art and I don't know what I like.'

Larry's used art

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Meet the scribe"

"I think he was a celebrity."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Well....I could've done this!"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Mr. Right!"

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

bird interprets modern art

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Misunderstood artist

'Projectile painting.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Children's Art Show.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

The Rise of Modern Art

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Cats at private view

Rodin's Browser

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'