The Gallery Wanderer Prints

'I don't know anything about art and I don't know what I like.'

Larry's used art

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Meet the scribe"

"I think he was a celebrity."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Mr. Right!"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'Projectile painting.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"You're my Mona Lisa."

bird interprets modern art

Misunderstood artist

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

The Rise of Modern Art

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Rodin's Browser

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Cats at private view

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Children's Art Show.

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'