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'A picture says a thousand words or six, in this case.'

"'3' is genius. We need to buy '3'."

'Trapped I am afraid in the rut of originality.'

"I understand it all started when he ordered extra toppings on a pizza."

Playing Fetch.

Larry's used art

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Meet the scribe"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Mr. Right!"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

'Projectile painting.'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

bird interprets modern art

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Misunderstood artist

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Rodin's Browser

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Cats at private view

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Children's Art Show.

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'