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"This is the show, Madam."

"He was such a great artist, yet in his own lifetime he never sold a single mug."

“I like this painting because it has a bench.”

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

Museum of Commerce and gift shop.

'They're extinct now but when I was young you'd find these everywhere...let's go to the next gallery they've got a 'bobby on the bear' and a 'postman' there.'

"It's an early selfie."

"It's an audio guide, sweetheart, not a remote."

Iron age man holding an iron.

'And here, the artist is clearly making an ironic statement about the fleeting nature of material possessions.'

'Amazing isn't it? The eyes seem to follow you around the room.'

Painting Mona Lisa.

'Those were the days, eh, Grandpa?'

Tree in a museum.

The paintings of Leonardo da Vinci - all digitally remastered.

Focused art lover.

New Acquisitions at the Museum of Modern Food

'It's the only piece here that I can understand. I don't care if it's the museum directory.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

Damien Hirst Detail

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"My kid could do that."

The Relentless March of Time

German School

Michelangelo's less-celebrated follow-up, 'Dan'.

In the Museum of Dinosaws.

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

'This has been a test of the museum's emergency broadcasting system. Had this been a real emergency, you would have been asked to make a donation.'

"This pose is murder on my back!"

"Sure, I'd love to go to the museum. It's the perfect place to kill time, until we figure out where to go for lunch."

'If he'd married you, Ingrid - He'd have cut off both ears!'

'It reminds me of my ex-husband. He suffered from mood swings.'

Dog sniffs skeleton.

'Art rhetoric' - 'Normal language'

'And here, the artist is clearly making an ironic statement about the fleeting nature of material possessions.'