Museum Wanderer Prints

"This is the show, Madam."

"He was such a great artist, yet in his own lifetime he never sold a single mug."

“I like this painting because it has a bench.”

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

Museum of Commerce and gift shop.

'They're extinct now but when I was young you'd find these everywhere...let's go to the next gallery they've got a 'bobby on the bear' and a 'postman' there.'

"It's an early selfie."

'And here, the artist is clearly making an ironic statement about the fleeting nature of material possessions.'

"It's an audio guide, sweetheart, not a remote."

'Amazing isn't it? The eyes seem to follow you around the room.'

Iron age man holding an iron.

'Those were the days, eh, Grandpa?'

Tree in a museum.

Painting Mona Lisa.

Mummy clocking in at a museum.

The End is Near art gallery opening.

Focused art lover.

Damien Hirst Detail

The Thinker and The Stinker

If one picture speaks a thousand words...A museum speaks volumes.

"Sure, I'd love to go to the museum. It's the perfect place to kill time, until we figure out where to go for lunch."

Michelangelo's less-celebrated follow-up, 'Dan'.

"My kid could do that."

'Art rhetoric' - 'Normal language'

"This pose is murder on my back!"

In the Museum of Dinosaws.

'If he'd married you, Ingrid - He'd have cut off both ears!'

'And here, the artist is clearly making an ironic statement about the fleeting nature of material possessions.'

The paintings of Leonardo da Vinci - all digitally remastered.

New Acquisitions at the Museum of Modern Food

'It reminds me of my ex-husband. He suffered from mood swings.'

Dog sniffs skeleton.

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

German School

'This has been a test of the museum's emergency broadcasting system. Had this been a real emergency, you would have been asked to make a donation.'