Musical Wanderer Prints

Concert pianist on his way to work.

Rusalka

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

Spare a quid for an old hippy, man?

'Look at this guy, listening to music on his earphones when there are bears around! I guess somebody's about to learn a lesson in hunting safety!'

Camel Boom Box

"Meet the scribe"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"You're my Mona Lisa."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Cycling with a harp case

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"Viola player coming through!"

German School

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"I read 'Art News.'"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"My kid could do that."

Pianist carrying his instrument.

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

Who are you?

Cavemen Exhibit

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."