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Concert pianist on his way to work.

Rusalka

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

Spare a quid for an old hippy, man?

'Look at this guy, listening to music on his earphones when there are bears around! I guess somebody's about to learn a lesson in hunting safety!'

Camel Boom Box

"Meet the scribe"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Cycling with a harp case

'Play it again, Sam.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"Viola player coming through!"

Papageno from the Magic Flute

German School

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"I read 'Art News.'"

"My kid could do that."

Pianist carrying his instrument.

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

Who are you?

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"