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Gupta had to up the anti on the rope trick die to competition from U tube...

Playing Fetch.

"Meet the scribe"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Late BroomStick

'Play it again, Sam.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

German School

Island of Lost Guys.

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Customer Convention

"I read 'Art News.'"

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Pianist carrying his instrument.

"My kid could do that."

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Cavemen Exhibit

Who are you?

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

El Greco

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

Ukulelean abduction

Owl Through Time

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."