Modern Wanderers T-Shirts

'Warning - no cell phone service next 20 miles.'

'Not that net!'

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Customer Convention

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Island of Lost Guys.

El Greco

Reading in the rain.

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'The good news is, you write what you know. Unfortunately, you don't know much.'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Entomology. Ant Colony. Ants must worry about their work-life balance.

Free WiFi

Rustic Campgrounds.

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

Gupta had to up the anti on the rope trick die to competition from U tube...

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

"I can watch more 'Law & Order' than any man in this bar."

Baggage Horse

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

'We couldn't find any seashells, so we collected these cellphones instead.'

"Tom, look — litter! We have to be close to civilization!"

Birth Of A Musical Genre.

"Nelson loves his Satellite Radio."

'It's 700 pages. I just don't think I'm ready for that type of commitment.'

'How could I have a girl in every port? I haven't been in every port.'