Modern Traveler T-Shirts

'This room has a water view if you use your smart phone. There's a video cam on the hotel roof.'

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Baggage Horse

Hitching Jesus.

'We couldn't find any seashells, so we collected these cellphones instead.'

'What a trip I had - I accidentally got on a drone.'

Free WiFi

'By the Grace of God...Look a sign!'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Tourists in Egypt

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Vaccination Passport

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

The Decline of Europe

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Citizen of the world.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.