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Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"Meet the scribe"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Public footpath on a desert island.

German School

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"I read 'Art News.'"

"My kid could do that."

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Who are you?

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

Modern camping

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.