Modern Wanderer Gifts

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"Meet the scribe"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

Public footpath on a desert island.

German School

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"I read 'Art News.'"

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"My kid could do that."

Who are you?

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

Cavemen Exhibit

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

Modern camping

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse