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Whenever I let my conscience be my guide, I get picked up for vagrancy. (Published originally on 8/5/2006.)

Forbidden Travel to Cuba

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Carefree luggage.

'Not that net!'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

Sausages.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Sport Utility Boot.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

Couple of Pikeys.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"