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"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

'No, I won't show you where the self-help books are!'

"I wandered lonely as a...lonely as a...lonely as a what?"

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"This 'language' thing is a great invention, but what if it leads to too much information?"

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

Opening of the Book Fair in Cuba

"I reckon word got out that you were fixin' to pass out copies of your new self-published novel."

Bookworm misses the nuclear explosion behind him.

The book that will not be denied!

Angst - Zeitgeist.

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

Library. Check Out. You're the only ones doing any lending right now.

It's a picture book. The words aren't called "subtitles."

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

A man finds the first edition of the Ten Commandments written on stone tablets in a bookstore.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sausages.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Sparkling Water

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Sport Utility Boot.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.