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"Who. Who. Who. Or is it Whom?"

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

"What I'm prescribing is so cutting edge, even I can't pronounce it."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"This 'language' thing is a great invention, but what if it leads to too much information?"

"You've got web feet"

The book that will not be denied!

"Like my old man used to say: 'No news is bad news not yet undelivered.'"

"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

Angst - Zeitgeist.

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

'No, I won't show you where the self-help books are!'

Shows Bundt

"I don't think you'll be granted a divorce on the basis that you claim you 'misspoke' saying 'I do'.'"

Hospitalized intellectuals are ill-literates.

Word Of God

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

'You can see concrete things, but not abstract things.'

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

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