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"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Little help?"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"Bed Spread"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

"Who. Who. Who. Or is it Whom?"

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

Musical Pipe

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

A big bloke dressed as a pink fairy

Death Watch

"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

Wise Cracker

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

No Action Comics

Camelot Arms Fair

Build a better mousetrap and the IRS will beat a path to your door.

"I thought you meant a football pool."

Word Of God

"Good lord, we found the queen!"

Don Quichotte's shadow

Tinkerbell's Baby Picture.

'I'm worried that my crippling anxiety is going to shorten my life.'

"My Dad told me not to make the same mistakes he did. That doesn't leave much left!"

One Way/Two Ways.

Mechanics price list.

"I survived this long by telling all the young toms that a farmer will bring an ax to cut the fence downed set free the first turkey he sees."

'Ignore him - philosophers will do anything to attract attention.'

A man climbs a tree to try to blow out the sun.

Wonderland. Old King Cole is putting together a new administration. Humpty Dumpty will be Secretary of the Fence. The cow who jumped over the moon will be Secretary of Steak, and the Little Mermaid will be Sturgeon General. Any one of the dwarfs could be Labor Secretary. It's off to work we go .... They're certainly on the short list!

"Never drink on an empty stomach. Have some cake."