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A Women Out For A Walk With Her Children.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Bed Spread"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

Doggie Heaven

Death Watch

Cat walking dog.

Stick Dreams

Knights of the iPhone

Soho walking society

Wise Cracker

'Since you were late to work so often, we should have given the watch when you started 43 years ago.'

"I thought you meant a football pool."

'When I said you will get an office with windows, I was referring to the operating system on the computer.'

'I'm worried that my crippling anxiety is going to shorten my life.'

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

Unusual Staircase

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

Build a better mousetrap and the IRS will beat a path to your door.

"My Dad told me not to make the same mistakes he did. That doesn't leave much left!"

Mechanics price list.

One Way/Two Ways.

'Ignore him - philosophers will do anything to attract attention.'

"Back when we were in college, and occasionally sleeping together, I never thought I'd be here, toasting you at your wedding to a woman."