Witty Walker Gifts

A Women Out For A Walk With Her Children.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"Bed Spread"

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

Doggie Heaven

Cat walking dog.

Stick Dreams

Wise Cracker

'Since you were late to work so often, we should have given the watch when you started 43 years ago.'

Soho walking society

Knights of the iPhone

Death Watch

Technical specifications: semi-automatic 1.2 mm cartoon launcher. 7.5 inch barrels holds a full stick of graphite. Fires rounds of sarcasm, satire and spoofs. Takes out religious fanatics with sharp wit.

Unusual Staircase

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

'When I said you will get an office with windows, I was referring to the operating system on the computer.'

Build a better mousetrap and the IRS will beat a path to your door.

"I thought you meant a football pool."

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

'I'm worried that my crippling anxiety is going to shorten my life.'

"My Dad told me not to make the same mistakes he did. That doesn't leave much left!"

One Way/Two Ways.

Mechanics price list.

"I survived this long by telling all the young toms that a farmer will bring an ax to cut the fence downed set free the first turkey he sees."

'Ignore him - philosophers will do anything to attract attention.'