Witty Wanderers Gifts

'We thought we should get some sightseeing in before we're too old and creaky - We did Accrington today'

'Some place the feds would never find me!'

'Not that net!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Late BroomStick

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

Lost and Profound.

On Holiday

Reading in the rain.

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

You're Out Of Order

"You're right. This is better than sex."

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

'There's no charge for the advice and wisdom, but I would eventually like those jumper cables returned!'

Wise Cracker

Death Watch

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

Rustic Campgrounds.

Bad times for retirees.

Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'.

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'