Wordy Wanderers Gifts

Reading in the rain.

'Not that net!'

Late BroomStick

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Buggy with Snowplow.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"This 'language' thing is a great invention, but what if it leads to too much information?"

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

The book that will not be denied!

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

"You're right. This is better than sex."

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

'The good news is, you write what you know. Unfortunately, you don't know much.'

John takes a personivacation.

Angst - Zeitgeist.

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

'No, I won't show you where the self-help books are!'