Woodsy Wanderers Gifts

"Now that's a splinter."

'Not that net!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Snowmen Around The World...

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"I brought cocoa."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Tree Funeral

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Buggy with Snowplow.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'