Wordy Wanderer Gifts

Library section 'Mountain climbing' with lady climbing up to it.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

ET Mishap

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Hats and Food

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

Funnel of Love

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

Higher wisdom...

Valentine Day

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

Travelogue

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Mermaid Art

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

Easter Egg Delivery

Welcome Ghost.

Angel Music

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.