Wise Wanderers Gifts

Some owls aren't content just knowing who.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Not that net!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Higher wisdom...

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

Lost and Profound.

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

On Holiday

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Reading in the rain.

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

"I temper Taoism with psychology -- I'm into Yin-Yang-Jung."

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

'There's no charge for the advice and wisdom, but I would eventually like those jumper cables returned!'

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.