Wise Wanderers Gifts

Some owls aren't content just knowing who.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Not that net!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

Higher wisdom...

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

Lost and Profound.

'Birthdays are like life...the more you have, the more illuminated you become.'

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

"I temper Taoism with psychology -- I'm into Yin-Yang-Jung."

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

On Holiday

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Ghosts from around the world

Reading in the rain.

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.