Wisdom Wanderers Gifts

"Master, I'm looking for enlightenment!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Feel free to take notes."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

Higher wisdom...

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

'You must heal yourself.'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."