Wisdom Finders Gifts

"Stay medicated."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Feel free to take notes."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Oh, crap.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

Higher wisdom...

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'You must heal yourself.'

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"