Wisdom Wanderer Gifts

"Behold the secret to happiness."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

I dunno. What do you think I should do? Finally… the moment he'd been praying for.

A man seeking truth encounters a clown.

'The meaning of life? Sorry, kid, you're on the wrong mountain - I'm the guru of handy household tips!'

'Yes, I can tell you the meaning of life, but then I would have to kill you.'

'You'll remember the meaning of life better if you look it up yourself.'

Information and Still don't get it.

"You do the hokeypokey and you turn yourself around - that's what it's all about."

"Okay, once again. I'm your pastor, not your 'guru'."

'The Master goes to seek wisdom from a higher power!'

'I don't know the answer to everything but I can make change.'

"Do not chase the tail, for the tail is already yours."

'The first step towards wisdom is accepting that nobody you with knows anything.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'What if this isn't it?'

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

'You think you're pretty humble, don't you?'

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

'The meaning of life? Gee, that's kind of a toughie...'

'I don't know -- the Meaning of Life just doesn't seem relevant any more.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Never look back...but if you do, remember...objects are closer than they appear.'

'How can HE have seniority?'

'Well, who you gonna believe? Me or Wikipedia?'

'Boy The demand for wisdom has sure gone kaplooey since the '70's'

"Good dog!"

"If I told you the secret of life, it wouldn't be a secret anymore."

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

Higher wisdom...

"Once again, I'm your pastor, not your guru."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"You ask me the meaning of life? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE MEANING OF LIFE!"