Wisdom Wanderer Gifts

"Behold the secret to happiness."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

Buddhist holds a sign reading 'The End is Insight.'

I dunno. What do you think I should do? Finally… the moment he'd been praying for.

A man seeking truth encounters a clown.

'The meaning of life? Sorry, kid, you're on the wrong mountain - I'm the guru of handy household tips!'

'Yes, I can tell you the meaning of life, but then I would have to kill you.'

'Birthdays are like life...the more you have, the more illuminated you become.'

'You'll remember the meaning of life better if you look it up yourself.'

'Please remove all spiritual baggage and step through the soul scanner.'

Information and Still don't get it.

"Actually, I've got a bit of a knotty problem myself..."

"Okay, once again. I'm your pastor, not your 'guru'."

'The Master goes to seek wisdom from a higher power!'

'I don't know the answer to everything but I can make change.'

"Do not chase the tail, for the tail is already yours."

'The first step towards wisdom is accepting that nobody you with knows anything.'

"You do the hokeypokey and you turn yourself around - that's what it's all about."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

"Good dog!"

'Well, who you gonna believe? Me or Wikipedia?'

'How can HE have seniority?'

'Boy The demand for wisdom has sure gone kaplooey since the '70's'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Never look back...but if you do, remember...objects are closer than they appear.'

'I don't know -- the Meaning of Life just doesn't seem relevant any more.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'The meaning of life? Gee, that's kind of a toughie...'

'You think you're pretty humble, don't you?'

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

'What if this isn't it?'

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'