Wise Wanderer Gifts

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

Hall of Fame.

Lost and Profound.

Bad times for retirees.

'There's no charge for the advice and wisdom, but I would eventually like those jumper cables returned!'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'Have you been working out?'

"The Meaning of Life is to take advantage of opportunities."

On Holiday

Bucket List Coffee Shop - "Where Seniors Get Big Ideas!"

The Peak of Life

"I always preferred older women but I've outlived them all..."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Lizard on hot sand, colleague has flip flops.

Sat Nativ.

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Give me a dollar, I'll save you a trip."

'I'm sorry Mr. Hart, but we don't offer student loans to people attending 'the university of life'.'

'Sorry about that -- I should have warned you about the Sun coming up like thunder out of china 'cross the bay.'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

"That's the ocean, Son. It will get you someday."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Sausages.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."