Wistful Wanderer Gifts

"No one rides off into me anymore."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

Higher wisdom...

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"The new house is almost ready!"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'Is it organic?'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

Lost and Profound.

'Birthdays are like life...the more you have, the more illuminated you become.'

Streetcar in New Orleans

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"Fight or flight?"

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

"I temper Taoism with psychology -- I'm into Yin-Yang-Jung."

On Holiday

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."