Wishing Wanderer Gifts

Be careful what you wish for. . .

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

What else is there to wish for?

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

Dreams I have had...

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

Inkwell Genie.

"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

Lost and Profound.

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

Church: Open Sundays

On Holiday

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

Wishing Well: Tax reciept available for business related wishes.

Fairy God Mothers Anonymous - "I've just been too much of a people pleaser."

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."