Imaginative Wisher Gifts

'A date with Angelina Jolie?-- Do I look like a pimp or something?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Here be dragons.

What else is there to wish for?

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Where the wild things were."

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

Real Life/Surreal Life

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'All good things must come to an end.'

Phoenix

'Ben, true sportsmanship is a state of mind, and I'm proud of you.'

Imagine

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

Inkwell Genie.