Wishing Wanderer T-Shirts

Be careful what you wish for. . .

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

What else is there to wish for?

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Dreams I have had...

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

Inkwell Genie.

"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Lost and Profound.

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

On Holiday

Church: Open Sundays

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

Wishing Well: Tax reciept available for business related wishes.

Fairy God Mothers Anonymous - "I've just been too much of a people pleaser."

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

'Make your wishes, but I can't promise anything regarding jobs.'