Wishful Wanderer Gifts

Random things I miss: Deciding on a holiday

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

What else is there to wish for?

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

Inkwell Genie.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

Wishing Well: Tax reciept available for business related wishes.

Fairy God Mothers Anonymous - "I've just been too much of a people pleaser."

'Make your wishes, but I can't promise anything regarding jobs.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.