Wishful Dreamers Gifts

Morning Genie

The Artist

What else is there to wish for?

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Innovation & Calculation

Storm in a magic lamp.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Inkwell Genie.

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."

The toothfairy

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'