Wistful Wanderer Pillows

"No one rides off into me anymore."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Higher wisdom...

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

"The new house is almost ready!"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

'Is it organic?'

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

Lost and Profound.

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

"Fight or flight?"

On Holiday

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

Streetcar in New Orleans

"I temper Taoism with psychology -- I'm into Yin-Yang-Jung."

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

'There's no charge for the advice and wisdom, but I would eventually like those jumper cables returned!'