Witty Wanderer Pillows

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One Way/Two Ways.

'I have nothing to declare but my genius!'

"I'd like something profound, witty, and outrageously irreverent."

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In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

A moocher borrows a cup of sugar to make a sponge cake.

'When all else fails I could always become a careers teacher!'

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

March Hare

"I have no idea, and keep in mind that the people who call me the Human Compass are the same ones who call you Curly."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

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"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

Higher wisdom...

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Lost and Profound.

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

On Holiday

"I temper Taoism with psychology -- I'm into Yin-Yang-Jung."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."